Ernest Hemingway

 Ernest Hemingway

I am

A monsoon of overly descriptive, flowery language

I’m not earnest

Fuck the Heming way

I am

The creator of my own reality

The main character in my own tv show that i'm directing

Everyone is a version of me

I maneuver my body mechanically and with precision

Actors are too expressive

Let me show you

The power of sight

I write my fives very strangely

Because I am

Penelope Scott mixed with a Gen Z femcel

I spent two years of my life theyfabmaxxing and got called tranny either way

I am

A clear fleshlight full of buzzwords

Haunting rage disguised as liking being bit

I ask every girl I talk to what her aura is 

Looking for green or purple

A lot of yellows lately

I am

A social media caricature of a witty person

According to brian p perkins on Instagram

And a real piece of shit

According to the manager of the Red Robin Inn in Vancouver

I am

So forgetful lately

I can’t remember what I’m talking about

That’s right

Banger tweet idea

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